I'm bored

I spent the afternoon sleeping and then looking through that dating site again. Not sure if I will do it again. I guess I just needed to know that I could, and I can and so it's not a problem any more. A friend once said that I could get dates easily and I didn't believe him but I can and that's that.
Quite amazing though how many men think women just want to see the size of their Dick, when in reality we want to see what their ears look like... ooops maybe that's just me.
I've had loads of those stupid text messages from BT. Why would anyone send a text to a home phone number. You pick up the phone and there's a trumpet heralding the text message arrival and then... Welcome to BT text messaging service. Then they hurriedly tell you the lengthily mobile phone number who sent it and a woman's androidy voice reads the message.
I had one this week.
"H e ll o sixy ladee Howareyou?"
Either disjointed or all together.
I hate it, plus I have no idea who sent it... None at all and I'm not going to grab a pen and write it down then search my mobile for the number. I'm not that sad.
Least I hope I'm not.