Dick and Dom in Da Hotel

Tsk tsk tsk
Child TV presenter has a penis. Shock horror. The only shock I have is that he choose an 'escort' he's a good looking man. Surely he has women falling at his feet? (I'd do him no hesitation)
I would refuse to buy this trashy 'Newspaper' for this reason alone. His private life is up to him. I know a few guys who have used an escort at some point in their lives... Mainly to see what all the fuss is about.
Look at these lines.

"The sex was frantic and passionate. He was lovely that night even though his performance was a bit average.

"But he wanted nothing to do with me in the morning, which is the most hurtful thing. He made me feel cheap."

He wanted nothing from her in the morning? Then you weren't much good then you bloody tart... And he MADE you feel cheap? You are cheap.

But the ungentlemanly way he left hurt her most. She said: "He got up, mentioned feeding the cats and threw a wad of notes on the bed. I hoped he'd spend more time with me."

Ungentlemanly.... FFS he went home to feed his cats... I'm very sorry but the man is fecking perfect.

If you read the whole article, it's full of holes and contradictions and makes me feel very angry.
Off to make breakfast for the hungry thousands. My sister's 40th and she wants breakfast?
Maybe she thinks I can grill a little bacon better than anything else?
I do like a nice warm sausage
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