School holidays and it's a house full of girls here today. I'm not dressed.. Lazy bitch but about to as I have to go to work... However, first it's Psychiatrist Day, Yay (hmph)I just had two small parcels come from the Post Man! (no xoggoth it's not some copy of Front Page 2002)
The most interesting one was a lush box with stockings in. Black stockings with lacey tops and fish net.
I love stockings. Abby just ran off with the fishnets and insisted SHE'S having them... I think not. They're MINE all mine.
She's being all thick and dim this morning. She keeps asking me really stupid questions. I just told her to stop being so Dense. She doesn't know what dense means. I rest my case and take my stockings BACK once again.
Danz is out on the trampoline in a short black layered skirt with white pyjama bottoms underneath.
She looks stupid so I asked her. "Why are you wearing shorts under a perfectly good skirt?"
Apparently she doesn't want to show her knickers off.
And Why Not?
Jeez, none of them are like their mother.
Why wear a short skirt then? I made her take the silly shorts off. I told her she'd never get a boyfriend that way. Aren't I just the most lummy Mummy?
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Whatever lummy means yes you are.
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