Parky

What is it with these flaming Chat Show hosts?
Parky just called Ricky Gervais 'Sexy'.
Do we really want to see them sucking up all the time?
And James Blunt is on TV. Accountancy music, background noise, phone music to make you put the receiver down when trying to contact the Inland revenue, Music to drive you to drown yourself.
He isn't even attractive. At Least Jamie Cullem has a buzz about him. (He's a Fly)
Ultimate horror. Add James Blunt to the John Peel tribute record... Can you think of anyone else more (un) suitable?
Jeez I need to talk tonight... Seems like the entire week has built up and now I have verbal diarrhoea.
Trouble is when I get too fast, I can offend people.. Or maybe I don't, I just think I do. And I get anxious.
Then the anxiety builds up and up until it explodes.
Hmmm, think I'll go have another piece of Toblerone instead.
Goodnight sweeties.
xxx
(fuck it's Gloria Hunniford and Will Young next week, I'm peeing myself with excitement. I'll shut up now )