Saturday, October 29, 2005

Chav Barbie

note the ugly ginger one who apparently is men's fav one, they want to remove that sour look off her face with something tasty... hmmm
Brought to you by Indian News for some reason only Trin Knows

Girls Aloud and Mattel have launched their new range that they hope will propel Barbie from the all American Airhead to the British Chavhead pop star. The Girls Aloud rang include boots, short skirts and their very own ladies toilets model so Cheryl can feel free to thump toilet attendants without fear of incrimination.
Retailing at an alleged 7.99 (cheap is their middle name) and will be in the shops for you very own dirty old man's stocking on Dec 1st.
I better get my order in.

2 comments:

alpha_ro_mel said...

Hmmm Alright,
I admit, albeit reluctantly, but peppered with admiration, that you are not dumb. Though the blog has been created it seems to promote the asininity of daily chores, if one stirs the surface, just hard enuf...lo it pops up, U r a smart women after all!!
But u know what the worry is. 99.99 % won't have the energy nor brains to sweep the shimmy off the surface and take a real peekaboo. Shallowness has become an all pervasive virus today and ur blog is a rave coz its "comfortably shallow". Great art emanates from critical observation of daily life, but ur blog (deliberately or otherwise) just stops short of that, regaling in its upstream frivoility. In this age of made easy anything profound is not respected,Kafkas and Bachs are relegated to second shelf while
Sheldons and Augileras rule supreme, and the popularity of this "non-thought-provoking" journal is an askewed proof of that.
Your's Sincerely
Rom

(P.S- If the content is a bit vitriolic my apologies for that!! Its a general observation of the modern scenario,not targeted at anyone specific)

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with the above, not the depth of your previous threads on dolls. I thought the glow in the dark fanny was especially redolent of Schopenhauer at his most profound.