Lazy stupid doggy

Derek has a dog on Most Haunted called Max. Max only barks if there's an evil spirit near Derek.
Max has been barking before the adverts (he probably knew the fecking Shelia's wheels ad was going to be on).
Lots of people have phoned in during the break to say their dogs were barking like crazy. Their dogs are convinced Derek is in extreme danger.
I am very disappointed. I have my very own fat dog here tonight.
Lucy.
Lucy has shown not a second of interest in alerting Derek to the Astral dangers.
She's a total waste of space.