I had narked phone called from Ex Husband today
"Hello... Did you report me to the CSA for more money off me?" (never understood grammar did my Ex)
Me "well it has been five years with no increase"
Twat Ex "Well I was going to keep paying you AFTER Abby was 16 but I won't now"
Me "Fine"
Twat Ex "And you can tell the girls I may have to cancel Christmas... You know I earn very little"
Me (Mental imagery of 4 bedroomed luxury house in Yatton with Jacuzzi, holidays in Florida, fully equipped Gym in the garage) "I'll tell them"
Oh dear.. Looks like Primark's takings will be down this festive season then.
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ooh, that's where we do our kids xmas shopping [insert embarassed smiley] ...
Nothing wrong with primark, Donna. But when you don't give your children anything, including your time, all year long, they kind of expect something other than a selection of pound gifts (including green camouflage wallet)
they'd rather have the fiver and out it towards a CD or something.
Squeeze the bastard till the pips squeak!
Personally, I'm doing my xmas shopping on ebay
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