The CV

Abby has to write a CV for school... personally I prefer to fire up microsoft office and let them handle my experience!
For some reason this picture made me laugh and laugh today... I looked after a kid once whose mum had a clown phobia. On the ward we have a lot of clowns, curtains, wall-hangings etc. Why do people think clowns are so child friendly? Personally the thought of this person hidden under this weird outfit and make-up makes me creep. Mind a lot of it has to do with Stephen Kings 'IT'
Anyways I digress... Abby's CV. She has tried, bless her, but this made me laugh.

"Examinations: All GCSE's to be taken in June 2004
English x 2
Maths
Science x 2
Drama
Art
Catering NVQ
Geography
RE, 1/2"

Abby's still living in 2004... There again, there are those of us who're still living in 1984....
Why's RE only 1/2? you think she's only studying a Demi-God?