Why do I keep getting these Viagra Emails?
Drives me mad. Every single day... "You wanna be rock hard? You wanna rock her bones all night long?"
(And I'm afraid 100% herbal means it don't work).
Rock hard in 20 minutes. Bloody heck in 20 minutes I could have baked a Victoria Sponge
Besides what is this rock hard crap?
What's wrong with rather firm? Much more tasteful.
I'm waiting in for my 'Kerry Katona' Iceland delivery. Can't wait to fill my cupboards with good food and see 'why mum's gone to Iceland'. Can't wait to see my little cherubs faces light up when they find that 99p pecan pie in the bag.
I'm such a fecking excellent mother.
ps got my tickets to Manchester today. Weekend after next. Can't wait.
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It's because you put your email on dodgy sites OBVIOUSLY.
Beter than shares and watches which is what I seem to get these days
Your ISP probably has an anti spam service
The ability to buy magical pharmaceuticals over the internet is one I have abused on occasion, but not for 'Herbal Viagra' which, when the real thing is also readily available online, has got to be one of the daftest purchases anyone can make.
Probably the daft idea some have that if it's "herbal" it must be safe. Like Hemlock.
Be careful. I once got stiffed over the internet.
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