I bloody hate these tv Charity Marathons, especially the very unentertaining Children In Need. But the kids like it and the thought that someone is being helped by them spurs on their enthusiasm. Deep joy for the youth of today and booo to the old cynics like moi.
Fecking feck though, not only do we have to put up with the bumbling Terry Wogan, who should be locked up in an old peoples home, but the dire Fearne Cotton (incidentally dressed in a red crochet cushion cover) and some news reader (Natasha some russian name) with makeup put on with a trowel.
The very first act was Liberty X murdering the Shalamar's hit 'Night to Remember'
If that song had been played on X Factor... Simon Cowell would have tore it to bits. Flat, dull with a dance routine that made the Boston 2 Step seem exciting.
And what the feck has Madonna got on?
Crikey, my eyes are hurting... keep Christmas in December Madge ... are you listening?
Mind, she's more animated than Liberty X. Still off key though, maybe if she didn't bounce those boobs so much her voice might stay in control.
ps... you know why that ugly yellow bear wears an eye patch? because I stabbed the other one hahahahhahahhahahhahaha
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You'll be happy now your faves The Quo are on.
pee off judeeeeee I wasn't born then... no idea who they are so there... aren't I nice tonight?
Madonna's boobs bounce??? Never noticed. For my tastes she is far to skinny and therefore too sexless to be worth looking at. Her singing is dull too.
I only consider boobs bounce if they manage to do it off the ceiling or floor and preferably both at the same time. As for women's arse's the only ones worth looking at are visible from outer space like the Great Wall of China.
Sorry Mrs Flaps, I have totally lowered the tone of your blog again.
pee off judeeeeee I wasn't born then... no idea who they are so there... aren't I nice tonight?
# posted by Trinity : 7:21 PM
are you sure????????????????????
:o :p
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