Wednesday, November 09, 2005

watching Tyra


As we move past the year 2000 and head first into the new century I feel so many taboos and past chains have broken and are opening up.
I'm watching Tyra Banks. I don't like her, but it's an afternoon show and there's a piece about sex.
Sex toys, sexual positions and sex talk. Wow. Imagine that happening ten years ago.
Sex doesn't hold any mysteries any more. It's out in the open, it's yelling "WE ALL HAVE SEX". It isn't dirty, it isn't illegal, it isn't hidden.
In a few years it'll surely become an excuse for going off sick or being late for work. 'Sorry boss but had to have a quickie'. Or 'Up all night with the girlfriend... She was very needy'.
orgasms release serotonin into our brains... This makes us happy. Happy people equals happy work force equals more production and brain power.
Sex Shops are widely accepted nowadays though my local Ann Summers puts the toys at the back behind the lingerie... But it is very raunchy lingerie so I feel they aren't selling us short.
I do object to the work sex toys though. Toys makes them seem frivolous and childish . These things are damn essential and if you think they aren't then, My dear you're getting it all wrong.
A friend once said to me that her sex life was so fantastic that she didn't need such implements.
We all looked at her with open mouths. No man compares to your very own lovable Vibrator. It does what you want where you want with no complications or demands. All it wants is a couple of decent HP7's and a wipe over with a nice cloth.
Me and Collette compare toys regularly and we are sooo jealous of each other if one has something more interesting than the other.
She's straight down town shopping for more.... Incidentally where is she today?yep in town. No doubt perusing the contents of Ann Summers. Christmas Shopping? Yeah right.
where's my rabbit!!
Bloody heck Tyra's got the sexy gear out now. You think sexy gear is for men?
Damn what would they know about sexy? Sexy gear is for us women. Women appreciate beautiful women and beautiful clothes.
Ahh Tyra's just ruined it... It's true Americans aren't as forward thinking as us Brits. She's referred to the Big 'O'... Does she mean a large Blood Orange. FFS Say Orgasm Tyra. It won't bite you.
BTW Blogger spell check doesn't know the word orgasm. I could teach him a thing or two.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

2 HP7s? I suspect, you delightfully depraved lady, that when you are using all yours, the lights dim all over Bristol.

Anonymous said...

Blogger spell check is a woman actually

anon

I am no one you know

my name does not begin with J

so there