"Dear Trinity,
Grandad's beard. Tomorrow morning's Weetabix. Earthworms. For children, there's a big wide world out there waiting to be discovered. And they rely on touch to explore the world around them. Sensitive skin however can affect a child's natural instinct to explore.
That's why it's important to
choose a laundry detergent
that has been shown
to be kind next to
your child's skin".
FFS. Grandad's beard? Tomorrow's Weetabix?...discovery?
Who writes this fecking crap and, why email it to me?
Incase you're wondering, it was Ariel washing powder.
Who the fuck do they think I am? Mother of the Year?
We buy cheap crap and we're happy with it.
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Washuing powders that reduce one's offspring to a smoldering heap sound positively beneficial anyhow.
Grandad's beard, Earthworms or Ariel Washing up powder did nothing to improve the flavour of my Weetabix. My teeth came up Blue-White and smelling nice though. False advertising.
I'm dead scared I got stinky gum holes now... will I ever be kissed again?
It's not all bad news. There's a lot of people walking round out there in the same boat.
AND, there are alternatives to the Titanium tooth screw implants on the horizon:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3679313.stm
Catch is, they still want money for it of course......
...exploring Granddad's beard is just too pervy, no matter what you wash with later...
Of course someone wil want to kiss your stinky gumholes Trin. Some are quite devoted to kissing stinky holes generally.
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