deadly? yeah right.

"Shock shock horror horror
Shock shock horror
I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force
The female of the species is more deadly than the male"

Space (1996)

I went to work. Drove all the way there to see one patient that took 15 minutes. I need a job in Harley Street.
I slept very badly last night.
I went to sleep at about 11.30 pm. At 12.20 am I awoke with a start. I was laid on my tummy and had been in a deep sleep. By the side of me on the pillow was a spider. It was huge with big thick legs. It was moving... tbh it looked like a taratula.
I jumped out of bed in a blind panic (blind because I had no glasses on and without them I can't see anything much)
I ran into the bathroom and stood there shaking. Then I spotted myself in the mirror. I was white.
I went back in the room and gingerly moved the pillows looking for the spider.
I pulled back the sheets, pillow cases, bed.... Looked everywhere.
Then I noticed how the mobile phone charm I have on it had thick black elastic holding it on. The phone was next to me.
I began to doubt myself. I think I'd been dreaming, woke up saw the black elastic and in my semi conscious minus glasses state made up this Tarantula.
However, I couldn't sleep after and was in such a tizz I went and woke up Danz and made her sleep with me.
Ah hour later my tummy started to hurt. I get gastric reflux (from several years of bulimia) I laid there and thought, 'I took my pills, why's this happening'.Then realised I hadn't taken the right pills. I took the ones meant for this morning. No wonder I was confused.
Bloody hell if I'm like this now, imagine me at 70.