Thursday, March 02, 2006

careful what you pray for

ForgivenDriven.com - I need to find a Christian boyfriend:

"Sometimes we need to be careful what we ask of God because he could open up a flood gate of potential husbands."

Some worthy advice from the Christian Forum. Better not ask God for more sex, we may end up with an orgy.
In my humble experience single guys who hang out at Church are usually the type with hand knitted jumpers and still live with their mothers. Don't actually want to take responsibility for anything. His Mother does the physical stuff like washing and cooking, and God takes responsibility for his mind and thoughts.
A quick wank on a Friday night and repent at will on Sunday.
Yes, I've met a few. Didn't stop me fantasizing about 'making their entire year' but would probably be a huge mistake. Stir the one eyed monster and live in fear of God for all eternity.

Wonder why I'm so anti Christianity? It's not the actually principle of the faith. The good living decency, kind, caring, crime free life. But such a vacuum of perfection draws bad breath with an enormous potential for corruption. And these people, like those on that forum can't see that? They can't see beyond the wooden cross and symbolic bread and wine.
To embrace true Christianity means to suspend all rational thought. To blindly follow others and do the will of some God. And what is his will?
The girl who searches endlessly for the good Christian boy. The one who will make her life complete. The one who'll accompany her to church. Pray with her, lay with her and stay with her for all eternity including the after life?
Why does that thought make me feel slightly nauseated?
Well, let's hope God knows how to use the WWW then.

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