Suck and Blow... Alright yes ok I know ;)But in reality Vacuums do NOT translate to sex. Yet Karcher are marketing the vc6300 as sexy.
"Small feathers are floating down to reveal a couple laying lovingly in bed as the message *Love doesn't care about dirt is shown.. Karcher"Since when has vacuuming up the shit from our shoes been sexy? Noisy, dusty back breaking and disheartening because no sooner have you done it then some bloody kid or cat has got dirt on the carpet again.
But here we have the advert with some scantily clad nubile young girl romping around with some young hunk in bed... With feathers flying all around them.
I have one question...
Which one of our young lovers is going to have to vacuum that fecking crap up?
*Answer is Love DOES care about dirt!!
One more thing.
If you're still convinced this vacuum is pure sex with a nozzle... check out the actual product. Bright yellow and pod like... Mind you it does have a fleece dust bag and a Suction hose with soft grip handle
/shiver.
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