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New sexy f**k me now Lenor

I really hate Laundry TV adverts. The insinuation that we should orgasm over the smell of a freshly laundered pashmina.
The new Lenor Pink Advert is a blatant in your face attempt to make women feel fulfilled by using a pink laundry product.

"Never before has 'me time' been so important - that's why Lenor helps make the process of doing the laundry so simple and pleasurable."

Pleasurable? Washing your guys dirty pants will never be pleasurable if you use a pink product or not.
I also hate how Danz was drawn into this stupid advert. She loves the woman with the pink wrap dragging her mobile phone across the radiator and pretending its the noise of roadworks.
"That's clever isn't it mum?", she asks.
No Danz. In reality if you did that you'd smash your mobile phones rather expensive screen.
This website is full of happy images. Men and women in bed reveling in the smell of their freshly washed sheets.
Sex to sell fabric conditioner

"We believe a long-lasting, fabulous fragrance is everything, so get yourself in the mood with Lenor's unbeatable range of aromas"

And a picture of a couple indulging in obvious foreplay.
Crikey... I better buy some.