Wednesday, May 18, 2005

passion pants overwhelm woman in Asda

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers The Register:


Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became 'so aroused by the 2-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted' then 'fell against shelves and banged her head'. This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who 'found the black leatherette panties still buzzing'. Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag."


Not for internal use whilst shoppingWell the excitement you get in your local Asda... Walmart to you American's out there. Mind you it might not have been the panties. Could have been the price of the Hedgehog loaf or something. Well she had to do something to stop the boredom of pensioners day.
I did laugh at the Ann Summer's passion panty website. They're proud as punch at the effect the knickers had on the welsh lady.


The Sun - 'A Kinky Housewife was knocked out cold in Asda - after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with *exictement!!'
Not for internal use.

(Ann Summers are so excited they spelt *excitement wrong)
Not for internal use eh? right.
(I must get a pair)

BTW check out the USB Vibe have your love life powered by Windows XP too much excitement and the pc will crash. (was gonna write go down on you but thought better of it)

1 comment:

Keith Horowitz said...

That is pretty funny!
USB vibe? Interesting! :)