Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Adverts mark 2

I'm sorry to recap on this subject twice in one day but..... I'm watching CSI on channel five. I love that show. Makes the bill look like Ballamory.
Grrrr those damn advert though! In one break we had the Bankrobbing gun holding child, plus the Ice-cream throwing vicar. Then we have Diva Naomi Campbell modeling Tesco Clothes, they might name them Cherokee or some crap like that but they're still Tesco. In my time Delaware. I remember being taunted at school by a so called 'trendy' kid with platforms because my mum sent me to school in Delaware clothing.
hello ozzy?Are we to believe Ms Campbell would even go inside a Tesco Store let alone wear their clothes. Sorry but Tesco still isn't cool. Even with the Florence and Fred range (who thought THAT name up FFS)
Then we get Sharon Osbourne spokesperson for Asda. Now us Bristolians...We loves to wear the Asda George range. Especially in the 'Sales' times. Battling for the bargains with the guys from Asda Beirut (Bedminster). But Sharon doesn't do it for me. With her million pound houses and estate. What does she know about Asda? What does she know about Asda Farmstores range and Hedgehog bread. Mary- Kate and Ashley clothes (Are they really so wholesome now?) and Asda own brand tampons.
About old age perishers day when they send in the buses to collect them all. About the 7pm rush when they sell the bread off for 10p a loaf.
Hmph.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Umm, Tesco own-brand was Delamere, Delaware is a US state. You might get some upset USAians...

Jude said...

Florence and Fred are the designers obviously