In the deep night

Last night I had a nightmare. A stupid nightmare. I was in an episode of Charmed and it was cold. I kept shutting the door but it kept opening out into the snow and icy night. I was also worried that we'd run out of gas on the meter. Damn that door letting the heat out. There were witches all around, none with any money either.... I woke up cussing Abby for her constant watching of that series. We watch episodes over and over again...We know them word for word. I'll scream if I see those bloody charmed witches today.
Then the cats kept waking me up. The problem is that damn Hamster. Danz keeps her bedroom door shut but the hamster runs round his wheel all night like some crazed loony, running like Forrest Gump. The wheel squeaks, the cats are pissed at actually being shut out of somewhere for the first time in their furry lives. They are mad as hell. They scratch at her door and emit the loudest mews. They can hear the thing, smell the thing and boy would he taste good in their tummies? You know he would. The girls sleep right through it all. I'm unable to ignore it as they jump on my head when I'm alseep....They seem to know that wakes me up. If I should ever slip into a coma don't send a celebrity in...Just shove a cat on my head.