Dear Tony

Dear Tony Bear,
So you called the general Election for May 5th. Good choice as hopefully it will be nice weather and we might get to see you out in your shorts.
You are possibly the most handsome PM we have ever had. I like that in a man (I did think Winston was a cut dashing too) I will probably vote for you but like to keep you guessing until the last minute will she or won't she?
I do think you need a touch more sleep. You're looking haggard lately. Maybe you should get Supernanny in to sort out Leo.
I'd like to see you in shorts more often. In Australia this is common practice. I do like it when you address the nation though.
I am upset you're going to Charlie and Horseface's wedding. You were such an advocate for dear Di but I guess we have to let go and accept the lesser woman in her place. Shame she is uglier than the back end of a London Bus.
But the main reason for this letter is please ditch this war. It wasn't just and I think you fully realise that now. And ditch the friendship with the turd Dubya. He's a religious and political liability. Stand tall. You're far more attractive than him and hold your balls well away from the blood sucker Condaleeza Rice.
Anyways if you need me I'm here. Got to go to sleep because I'm working on a nice clean ward tomorrow... Hear me not all the wards are horrid you lot.
I'd quite like a pay rise if you could manage it.
Sweet dreams dear Tony.
Trin xxxxxx
ps I know I snore.