PM Rooney?

On the way into work today Virgin Radio News announced that a poll of kids in the UK said that they'd like to see Wayne and Collette Rooney leading the country and in 2nd place Harry Potter.
If this is accurate, you lot out there need to do a bit of education of your kids. Ahem I know it's hard but Harry Bloody Potter isn't real and as for Wayne and Waynetta Rooney we'd be better taken over by The Daleks (cos they are real you know)