Thursday, April 14, 2005

no sex we're pink Texan's

the pink sexless texan
Important fashion news

All you men better rush out there and start shopping because this summer pink is in. I can just see you all in this simply gorgeous get up! but wait...more news...

sex ed for the texan teen :

"A message of sexual abstinence was delivered to students at the high school and middle school campuses last week.

Young people were cautioned about the ramifications of engaging in sexual activity at their age during co-ed presentations that included tales of teen pregnancy, rape, and sexually transmitted diseases that could forever alter their lives."

(Isn't ramification a fine word. Grrrrrr tiger)

So basically. You texan teenage guys can wear pink but no sex ok?

And use Dubya as your role model. You can't go wrong.

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