Ask men is such a funny website. As if men know everything? Hilarious really. Bless them. And people read this shit and take it in.
Well this week is how to write an impressive resignation letter.
Use good quality, plain white paper and print your letter in the standard business letter format. Make sure it's well written and proofread your letter carefully. Do not use company letterhead. Put your home address at the top and type your name at the bottom underneath where you will sign. You don't want anyone trying to guess whose signature it is.
FFS In other words don't use a bit of bog roll or nick the companies paper. And make sure they know it you whose resigning and not the chum at the next desk (are men really this thick that they need to be told that?)
In your opening paragraph, preferably in the first sentence, state clearly that you are resigning. Make sure your letter does not sound ambiguous, immature or threatening. A letter of resignation is irrevocable and is not a tool to negotiate a higher salary or better working conditions
So don't write a newsy letter then at the end tell em you're off. FFS how many men that you know write anything beyond two lines anyways?
5- Specify a departure date
6- Eliminate emotions
ok don't tell them you may leave next June and don't cry as you hand over the letter. Emotions are not acceptable in a man. A real man always departs with dry eyes and pants. I like the word Eliminate but not as much as ramification.
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