Tuesday, December 13, 2005

whilst on the subject of Christmas Cards....


You want to get a gift from this spooky guy? Check out those scary eyes and the collagen pumped lips and white, white teeth.... And those weird Freddie Krueger green gloves.....

There's nothing too good for you my friend... As he gives that poor doggy a good seeing to.

Dropping bombs on the sleepy snowy town below??

On your knees sonny Jim whilst I beat you with my long stick
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Yes... He's dead and in heaven and kindly God still provides a Christmas tree. The angels draw lots to see who has the unfortunate task of sitting on top of it this year... Well it hurts.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jesus drew the short straw in the last one, you can tell it's him because he always has that huge Sombrero hat on the back of his head.