A Christmassy Get Well message To Clarrie my mate, who seems to have damaged her ankle. We aren't quite sure how she did it but I don't think jumping off the wardrobe dressed as Catwoman helped.... tsk. Poor Clarrie. You rest up girl! What? you are? Right.
Other news here in Trinity Towers. Abigail has returned from a house party... Quite drunk. She hasn't shut up, is talking ten to the dozen, been crying and laughing. Now she's telling me about the vodka in the jelly... The vodka in the milkshake... The vodka in the vodka. She had Archers and wine and WKD and of course Vodka.
Now she feels sick.
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On the plus side, if all she was eating was Vodka Jelly and Vodka Milkshakes, there won't be much in the way of diced carrot to throw up, one good heave, and off to bed with a bottle of water by the bedside.
Remember to take an embarassing snapshot of their undignified state, Video even better, as a future deterrent.
Now if it had been Tequila........
Don't be silly Asmo. Vomit ALWAYS contains diced carrot regardless of whether you have eaten any or not.
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