Sleep walk? Sleep sex?
A woman in Australia was discovered by her husband to be going out having sex with strangers...But wait. She wasn't being unfaithful. She was having sleep sex. (good excuse!)
Apparently there have been several cases of people acting out their dreams in their sleep.
Feck! This could be a problem if I ever acted out mine. Maybe I'm asleep now? Who the feck knows if anything is real? The pink pill or the blue one?
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What struck me as a bit odd with this story is that the husband said the reason he found out was that she kept leaving condoms all over the house. Presumably it was unusual for her to have condoms around (if they were using them together why would he have assumed she was sleeping around?) so she must have bought them specially. Does this mean she was sleep-condom buying as well?
Or am I too suspicious?
Nah, you're not too suspicious, it's just that he is waaay too gullible. "I've been having sex with ramdom men, but it's OK, 'cos I was doing it in my sleep and thought it was you".
Hey, there's a thought - perhaps he is so crap at sex that she nods off every time, and so now only gets off if she's asleep. So it's All The Man's Fault. Of course. What a blind fool I've been...
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