All that glitters is Gold

I want this watch. I'm a sucker for all that glitters. Anything sparkly I want. Look at all those sparkly gems of all colours. Imagine it catching the light. I think this sparkly piece would make me a better person, make me do great things. Help old men across the road, feed the world, stop war and pestilence
(is that a word?) Shiny Shiny my precious.