Richard Bacon..Biggest prat in history.

Does Britney have another husband?

Richard (open his mouth and crap falls out) Bacon has proclaimed that HE is married to Britney Spears and not Kevin Federline.
What is it with TV presenters? Are they all total dicks... Look at Fearne Cotton for one. Her coverage of Live 8 was the most puerile rubbish ever. She is a total thick bimbo whose knowledge of Music must be her Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme tape.