Trisha this morning

I bet The Clarrie is sat nail biting in front of Trisha again today.
Today's theme is Son don't marry that Gold Digger.
The son in question is Paul. Paul is a few bricks short of a wall. An unattractive strange little man. His mother hates his blonde from a bottle chav girlfriend. Gosh she has rent arrears to the tune of £450. Paul's mother has an acid tongue and a face that would scare Mister T.
But what made me laugh is the Gold Digger title? Paul claims social security. This is know round these parts as 'On the Sowsch' I want to know when guys on the sowsch became rich?
Now we have Billy. Billy (looks about 70) has come on Trisha to tell us about his GF Bev (mebbe 48?), who he wants to marry. But she downs 9 litres of cider with lager bottle chasers a day. Apparently drunk one night she used the window in her flat as a door and fell 30 ft.
Billy has had 6 heart attacks and died three times.
Last year Bev stole all the Christmas presents from him and sold them to buy drink.
Bev has come out in tears and in a teeny mini skirt, strappy vest top. Ankle socks and trainers. One good think...her hairs not bleached. Maybe she drank the bleach. She's just admitted to messing herself a lot....prompted by Trisha.
Does this help? will these people go home and think wow Trisha has saved my life?
Do they hell. Maybe she'll get some free drinks at the local tonight....After all she's a TV star now.