teens

Was it only 4 days ago that I did my superhuman house cleaning? Today the carpet in the kitchen looks like the ceiling collapsed on it. How I detest school holiday mess. Abby has blisters from her new trainers she made me buy her. So I bought her a box of plasters as she demanded. So every morning she sits on the stairs and puts the things on her baddy sores and leaves the paper bits on the floor for the cleaning fairy? the cats? me to pick up?
So I'm feeling a bit pissy anyways about all of this. But I swallow my mood and realising that the only person whose bothered about the mess is me, set cleaning.
You know what though? I find it so hard to vacuum around people who are sat in the way using the internet. So I lost my rag. I hate that. Why can't we just be cool and help each other?
Also she freaks when the laptop won't connect to the internet. So I take a look, do all the stuff one would normally. Check the connection, try to repair it, reboot. Nothing worked and she was getting all freaky "What no internet?"
So I rang my IT support line. They answered first time. A particularly sexy voice answered. Asked me to do the stuff I'd already done. OK then I noticed a little message flashing. It appears your pc is set not to allow internet connection. Please check the internet connection switch is set to on.
I read this to sexy man. Wonder what he looks like? lalalalala
Then duh, find that there's a switch on the side that I'd never noticed before. Switched it on and hey presto. Internet.
Thank, IT man and feel stupid. Silently curse Abby who must have accidentally switched it off. Feel stupid.
Wish I worked in IT. Paediatrics is too full of bloody women!
I wonder if IT support men really are house husbands who work from home? I watched this TV programme once about a sex line. The sex line 'hostesses', were really 55 - 60 year old women who were ironing and knitting at the same time as talking damn dirty to the client.
I imagine my IT man really ironing his underwear ( in reality prob his wives but lets not spoil my little dream)whilst going through the reboot procedure. Maybe I'll ask him next time.
I just noticed that dear old blogger now has a recover post button. Wow, the amount of times I've lost little gems of pure genius (right) well done blogger.
Oh Supercook news. I made a carrot cake and it was lush as lush can be!