The Onion
Life as Trin proposes to purchase a box of skin pink bracelets with a rubber nipple on the clasp, I'm selling them for a tenner each to raise money for this tragedy. I can't believe that in a country as huge and as wonderful as The US of A, no-one has attempted to provide counselling or support for the victims of this awful trauma.
Wear you bracelet with pride. Email me with the number you require and your bank details.
Remember a year on and that nipple still haunts. Not even McCartney's 'Mull of Kintyre' will be able to repair the harm.
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