British woman jailed for tearing off ex-lover's testicle with hand
Brit woman Amanda Monti tore off her lover's left testicle when he wouldn't shag her after a party. She then tried to eat it. 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' London style.
I can't believe it came off that easily? Wow you men better look after those precious crown Jewels.
Talking of crown Jewels. I hear Charlie is going to hitch up with Camilla in April. Are we interested? Well I'm not. But live and let live and just because he's royal doesn't mean he shouldn't have a bit of happiness I guess. Camilla is a bit of an old cow though, Which brings me promptly to Priddy farm news. My Brother-in-Law's cow called Camilla has given birth to a cute little calf and they called it Parker. Ahhhhh.
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