Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I get all my nursing skills from Holby City

And today's episode was a classic. Three doctors trying to save a child Covered in Cigarette Burns with a perforated bowel. The father (of said bowel child) attacks Rick and severs his artery. Number two doctor sews up Rick (doc no 1)leg whilst Rick (no 1 doc) talks him through it whilst acting as if he is going to faint. Then he talks no 2 doctor through complex bowel surgery and everyone's life is saved. (I know I haven't mentioned doc no 3 but he has shagged doc no 1's daughter and fathered her baby)
What a load of complete and utter crap. This series is getting more far fetched than the X Files. Only saving grace this week was it didn't include a woman in labour whose husband has fathered a couple of other babies whose mum's are also in labour meaning he has to flit between delivery's whilst Rosie and Mubbs look on disapprovingly.
Oh one thing. Chrissie (ward sister whose shagged every doctor that moves and mum has cancer but still works on the ward, btw her mum has also shagged every man possible including Chrissies husband) goes to visit her dad (bit of a loser who seems to marry foreigners for money) whose a nurse in another city. Whilst waiting in the ward an old guy tips over his water. Chrissie notices he has a pneumothorax just by looking at him and grabs a needle and pops it in his chest saving his life (as you do as your visiting other wards) In real life (no Holby isn't real) She'd have been arrested and charged for doing that.
Time for Holby to finish I reckon.
And if you didn't understand all that...I didn't either.

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