Reducing? Because they don't get fed? There are escapees, all over the country, thousands of escapees. Mind you a Cones life in North Devon HAS to be better than Bristol. All that fresh Devon air and cream teas.
"The police say they are not accusing anyone of dishonestly keeping them.
Instead, they are asking people to drop any cones back at Stroud police station or ask for them to be collected".
I interviewed one newly freed cone. She asked that only her first name be issued for fear of recapture and reprisal.
Connie said her life was a living hell. Rough handling by uniformed officers made her life unbearable (sounds fun to me actually)
Many cones turn to a life of crime, drugs and sex traffic to blot out the mundane bare existence of the road side cones life.
"Officers think most cones will have ended up in wheelie bins or dumped in back lanes, but concede some may also have ended up in the river or in students' bedrooms".
"What kind of life is that?" Sobbed Connie plastically "Has no one got a heart?"
We at Trinity Towers have a heart. And it beats to the rhythm of the night.
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You're going to go on and on an on about cones now aren't you? Pay some people a compliment and it goes to their heads! And what do you mean Trinity Towers? you knicked that style from "xoggoth Towers". Plagiarist!
Trinity Towers goes together like Bread and Butter, fish and chips, Xoggoth doesn't go with towers. No way. I'm right.I always am.
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