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"Lego Jesus can be taken off his cross for post-resurrection sermons, weddings or retribution of any kind. Forget the legopolice -- now you can use the power of Lego Jesus to smote the evildoers of legoland!
Just imagine the looks on the faces of the two lego burglers as they crawl from the window of a plundered legohouse and are faced with the blinding (AA battery powered) light of the Lego Lord. Faced with the wrath of Lego Jesus, the two haples thiefs must submit to the Lego Lord's will or be melted into small piles of plastic goo!
With this powerful icon in your possession, you will be free to bless or damn the inhabitants of legoland as you see fit. You will become the physical and spiritual leader of your lego universe."
And to think I was gobsmacked at Lego Harry Potter?
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