First Aid

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her.

" Kin yaw swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman signalled 'No',

desperately shaking her head.

"Kin yaw breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue,

shook her head "No."

with that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her

skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction

flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again.

The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took

another drink of his Lone Star beer.

His partner said in admiration, "Yaw know, I'd heard of that there

Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but I ain't never seen nobody do it." -