Craziness

Customer to shopkeeper...
Worcester Sauce please mate.
Sorry can't its off the shelves, cancer scare.
Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?
Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare
Hamburger Relish?
Cancer scare
Sausage and Mash?
Cancer scare
Cottage Pie?
Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.
So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?
Yup.
Geez, that's crazy, just give me a packet of fags then.
Nae bother £4.75 please.

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