Eavesdropping

Next door came in earlier. They got a new kitten a female one called Rosie or some such femimine name. Anyways whilst playing with her The girl noticed what she thought was a penis. So she comes in here to ask me to go in and look for her. Fuck! I may be a nurse but I don't know anything about bloody cats bits.
I tried on my new bras. They make me look like Nell Gywnn all wench like. I think they may be reserved for dark nights out.
Whilst bra shopping I was half listening to a conversation between the shop assistants.
'How's your mate...you know the one with the .... ' (didn't catch that bit)
'Oh, well it's still happening. She's thinking of getting a priest in or summut'
' poor girl'
'yeah well yesterday she got up and fancied a coffee. So she went into the kitchen and sat there was a ready made coffee on the side.... then, later she thought she better take her drying out of the tumble dryer but when she got there it had already been taken out and folded up. She was really freaked'
'weird'
I picked up another lacy D cup and thought to myself. That girl needs her head read? A ghost that does housework and makes coffee? Fuck the priest. Buy it a pair of marigolds.
OMG The Thrills are on the OC what a treat.