Bloody PC's

This machine is driving me nuts today. For the last few days it's been so incredibly slow and terrible to load up. Worse since I added the software for the new printer and infact won't even let me use the scanner part. That has to be used with the laptop. It will thankfully let me print though.
I'd had enough today and made a few adjustments. Tried to run scandisk. Ha. Bloody thing wouldn't even let me do that let alone defrag. After a bit of tweaking and playing I finally ran scandisk then defrag. But it was still slow. I've been getting lots of spyware again on here. I run Spybot most days and it always has tons of stuff to remove. So I downloaded spyware blaster and then spotted this advert for optimising your pc. PC Booster for 20 quid. I was so pissed off at this point I bought the thing and loaded it up. Hmm not sure it's made a lot of difference though it has 'apparently' given me more memory which should help. Stop your PC Freezing it said. Fuck me if the pc didn't freeze up during a pc booster manouvere. Wonder If I've been conned. Where's my IT experts when I need 'em. Like sodding buses. Out drinking tea in the bus stop cafe.