What do you reckon. Help me out here.
- 'negotiation skills'. Presumably incase I'm ever in a hostage situation?
- 'the sacred trees of britain'. Which ones to climb if they try to fell them for another motorway?
- 'Dowsing-An introduction'. How to wash? hmm
- 'Walks with a difference'. With thanks to Turners Coaches.
- 'Ornithology'. Me reckons a man meeter course. Except they may all actually LIKE birds....the feathered kind.
- 'Drawing and painting with spontaneity'. I always draw spontanious crap
- 'Computers made easy'. One for you there Steve I reckon. Your always breaking yours hahahahahhaaa
- 'Design a Christmas Card'. WTF is wrong with buying them at woolworths?
- 'Plumbing for beginners'. Another one for Steve of "toilet" fame. You reckon I'd meet normal men there?
- 'Wine appreciation'. Now we are talking!!
- 'Chinese cookery'. Shit....this course is lead by Peter's (yes him) ex wife and there's a picture of her. He told me she was a lecturer. Hell
- 'Communicate through pottery'. Speechless
- 'Microwave meals made easy'. Explain how they are difficult?
- 'Pruning-All you need to know'. A tour of the ladygarden
- 'Massage-bring a partner'. Oh no fair.
Ok choose me one!
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Actually, "Negotiation Skills" may be good - it could come in handy when dealing with all the tossers in your life, and also I suspect there would be some interesting interaction in the class.
"Plumbing for Beg9inning" - I'm all for practical girls, but a DiY beginners might be better. Still, plumbing is always woth knowing... by the same token, "Computers Made Easy" might be OK (but it might be a bit beneath you...)
"Wine Appreciation" - hmmm, get pissed every week... but could be the best bet for interesting people...
Dowsing is interesting, either you can do it or you can't - I've done it with Venture Scouts and got some really spooky results. However, not sure it's a whole course...
Oh, and what's all this about 'meeting a nice man'? The point of this was to meet people generally, I thought...
Sacred Trees sounds lovely but then I like trees.
The Plumbing course sounds handy - you might not meet a suitable bloke but at least you can tinker with your own u-bend with gay abandon.
But on the whole I think I'd go for the wine appreciation. Woo hoo! Free wine!
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