12th Night

Who had to vacuum last night? (not me BTW) When they took their Christmas Tree down because of all the pine needles on the floor.
After all imagine going to casualty looking like a cactus with pine needles in her bum after rumpy pumpy on the floor??

I wonder how many women who have a baby on January 6th call her 'Epiphany'? Hmph I knew I was right to take that tree down in work yesterday....Last night was Twelfth night. Today is Twelfth day when the Wise-men visited Jesus. Good job they didn't come round here, after all Danz is allergic to camels!