Christians deal with gay issue

Onward Christian Ex-Gays:
"Like, there's that show Will & Grace. We caught him watching that,' I spout. 'We can only watch him a good 12 hours a day and can't watch him 24 hours day. If there was something we could do ahead of time ... something to prevent it!' "

"Carol, who has no counseling degrees of any type, decides it's time to begin discussing the proper ways of dealing with the warning signs of gayness, such as a fascination with long hair, earrings, or scarves."

Very funny and very scary.