peter crouch in lederhosen

Bloody football songs on all the time. Over and over. Damned Chris Moyles has the most annoying one which repeats his name over and over again.
But we do have a Bristol one sung by the Wurzels and a few others called "Peter Crouch in Lederhosen" which is actually very funny. Well done, with lots of little extras.... you really need to download it. Listen here!

"Guten morgan Mister German,
Ist der ein pub nearby?
Ich Komme from Bristol, Bristol,
Can I have a pork pie, pork pie

Kevin Keegan, Bobby Charlton,
And Gazza' s magic feet
Geoff Hurst's a Wembley hat-trick hero
Maradonna is a Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!

Gonna eat pasties in Germany
Gonna drink cider with Wayne Rooney
Cos his metatarsal's broken
It's Peter Crouch in Lederhosen [Refrain...]

Thierry Henry lives in Hartcliffe,
Next door to Zinedine Zidane
Ronaldinho lives in Nemptnet Thrubwell
Down the road from my Nan, my Nan.

Stevie G & Fat Frankie
Bendy Beckham free kicks
Rooney's injured but we got that Joe Cole
Erickson should go for 4-5-1 with Michael Carrick in the holding role


Gonna eat pasties in Germany
Gonna drink cider with Wayne Rooney
Cos his metatarsal's broken
It's Peter Crouch in Lederhosen

We always go out on penalties
To the Argies or Germany
We may not have that Wayne Rooney
We've got Rio and John Terry
And Gary Neville...

Gonna eat pasties in Germany
Gonna drink cider with Wayne Rooney
Cos his metatarsal's broken
It's Peter Crouch in Lederhosen"