Tuesday, June 20, 2006

godly cloth

note the carefully ironed material. Class.
A post on behalf of dear Collette. She wanted me to pass comment on how elderly church going ladies really KNOW how to look after a tee-towel. These pieces of working cotton have seen some life. Christenings, wakes, fetes and Beetle drives. But they still look fresh and white.
Now compare mine and Collette's tee-towels and you'd be shocked. Old yellowing bits of thread, some rather odd stains that we won't mention. And as for being pressed?
I think we should join the Mothers Union. Learn how to maintain pristine tee towels. Get some real meaning to life.
This is the gospel according to Collette.

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