Who gets married in a wedding dress so damn big wide and bulky that you have to be pushed down the aisle to get to the altar?
"It took twenty people an hour and a half to heave 16-year-old Carly through and up the aisle followed by her 60ft long train. Carly, who spent nine and a half hours getting into it, was exhausted when she got to the altar in Gloucester"
I was reading this story in Reveal in the hairdressers this morning. I pointed it out to my hair dresser who was just describing how 6 inches wasn't enough and she felt she needed a foot (subway just opened next door)
Danielle pipes up. "How stupid. Bet she never wears it again either"
Now how many women does SHE know who wore their wedding dress again?
The magazine was full of Bristol stuff. A child from my work whose mother sold her story to the press, a man whose nipple and thumb were bitten off by a passing cannibal and eaten. A set of sisters who share the same boyfriend. He tries to divide his time equally but is feeling quite tired lately.
Bristol eh? Den of inequity indeed.
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never mind that, you have missed the hottest Brizzul news on PB:
"Helen from Big Brother 2 is working in a small beauty salon in Clifton Village, Bristol, Nails 1. It's very quiet so she can often be found reading magazines."
go get your nails done now omg
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