Wednesday, May 03, 2006

FFS NOOOOO!

FFS do NOT send me here happy nursing home
Have you seen those awful cheesy adverts?
"I'm so glad I don't have to worry about that awful old house"...
Be happy dot co dot fecking UK.
I wanna reside in Sin City. Sin, sex and eternal damnation for the old rockers.
Besides, why do old people want to be happy?... None of the bastards in Asda seem to be, pushing their trolleys into my heels and jumping the queues and moaning about the price of incontinence pads.
I want to be shot when I reach 40. Which of course will simply NEVER happen.
363636363 /cough

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