I just got back from Asda. I spent 45 quid I didn't even have. I was shocked when she totalled it up. How did I manage that? Spring reckons Asda is well Chav and shops in Sainsburys. I think Sainsburys shoppers are snobby gits who want to pay over the odds for the same foods and they all go fox hunting and have stoops.I mostly use the local Iceland. Now that's where we talk true Chav. What about four frozen cod in cigarette flavoured batter for a quid. A bargain or what? Plus Kerry (ms chav 2005) Katona's picture on the front window? Brilliance.
Thing about Iceland is they round stuff up to a pound. It makes life simpler for the inmates. Whiskas cat food 87p in most stores....£1 in Iceland. They have a quid washing powder (99p in the 99p store) they round up the 89p fabric softener to a quid. It's all rounded UP. But no one is clever enough to work that out. If you only have a tenner, the effort of mental shopping arithmetic is taken away. No problem a tenner = 10 things. What an amazing concept. I am humbled by Iceland. Incidentally I just heard via the BBC website that not only do Sainsburys shoppers fox hunt but they've now started doing it ACTUALLY in the aisles of the store.
Tally-Ho.
Iceland branching out into Maternity Care.Free delivery of children (any age) guaranteed frozen and fresh (minimum spend £25 certain conditions apply)
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Rounding up is good we poor people can't count it's true.
Kerry shops in Asda (in Warrington). She's been spotted there by Teen Red...
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