hideous

Last week and this week I've found myself disturbed by the very back page of my TV Times. WTF are these? I really don't know which one is more hideous. Number one is the Liverpool FC side table at the bargain price of £149.75. Perfect for those hard to buy for footie fans, with a side table fetish. It even has a felt lined drawer to keep your coasters, pack of cards or condoms in.
Then the second week I turned over the TV mag to view this dreadful pink teddy Bear in the memory of Princess Diana.

"The 'England's Rose Bear' set at a humble £180 (least there was no 75p there)
Embroidered on one paw is a golden emblem to honour Diana's status as 'The Queen Of Hearts' and around her neck is a 18 carat gold plated necklace with a genuine swarovski crystal"

.... I mean WOW.
I want to be sick.