Tuesday, October 24, 2006

films and freaks

don't leave me mummy!
Life is quiet. Shhh don't tell anyone but I'm actually very well. Spring is a bit better with more life than he's had for the past 3 weeks. The girls are on school holidays and being really easy. Things are good.
We went to see The Grudge 2 at the cinema last night. Abby was scared witless. Danz thought it was spooky but not too fazed. Spring laughed in the face of the Japanese school girl with the dirty dress and over long shedding hair. There was one bit in the film which had a train in it. He reviewed the film purely based around that scene. Genius I reckon.
I thought it was all crap with the odd spooky moment.... And the odd funny bit that wasn't meant to be funny. When the woman tipped the hot fat over her boyfriends hair and then caved his skull in with the frying pan was brilliant.
When we left the cinema it was strangely deserted. Not another customer or member of staff in sight. That was far spookier than the film TBH.
Hartcliffe is miserable. Bloody builders everywhere, the roads are muddy and those truck drivers are rude and inconsiderate. They're building the new Symes Avenue . The area is being gutted. It's hard to see how people are going to be able to shop there in that chaos. And of course they are STILL doing building work by the health centre. That's been going on for ages. I hate those bastards there, with their vans and diggers and bad parking.
But just when you think life isn't worth a packet of "the cheapest and most commonest sweets on t'market".
ho ho ho pilsbury dough you fat cow
From the inspired people who brought you the 'Princess Di garish pink teddy' and the 'Liverpool FC Satanic side table'... Comes the
'Pillsbury Dough Jacket'.
Feeling fat today?
Pop on your Pillsbury dough jacket and feel a darn sight better.
You know you have to.

Scarier than the Grudge.......

1 comment:

Donna said...

That is truly hideous!! (as much as I love Pilsbury dough)