A Book Review

Wow what a good book. What else can I say :P

Would you wear used panties?

Judge To Hear Motion For Panties - May 16, 2005

I'm not sure I'd want to wear communal underwear. Especially knickers worn by other people. Even washed, I'd still be suspicious.
Mind I can think of a man or two that I'd like to swop underwear with. Mind not sure they're man enough to cope with Passion Panties.

Sweet Childhood Innocence?

These are sought after paintings by Bob Byerley. Paintings with titles like 'Fascination' and 'An Angel in Dell's Cottage'. Pictures of children playing and laughing. But these paintings are your worst nightmare. Images of scary puppets and sinister shadows. See what you think?

A seemingly innocent picture of kids playing on the porch. But wait. Look closer. The little girl on the floor...Look at her head angle. She's had her neck broken by the angry looking ginger kid. Her face expressionless in deaths stare. The evil little kid with the hat laughs uncontrollably and the ring leader. Damien with the white shirt and blonde hair smirks with satisfaction.


Another picture of childhood joy. A puppet show. Little Stevie plays with his strings and paper puppets he made himself...hmm all dressed only in underwear. Curious. But look deep into the shadows. The evil puppets gather behind to pounce. See the ugly one right at the front on watch, whilst the others prepare their steely little knives to slash him up (we've all watched puppetmaster) who the devil would want this on their wall?


Then we have le piece de resistance. Evil twins Beatrice and Eugenie with the huge heads and deformed fingers torture the baby they have badly burnt. See their sinister crazed smiles. Angels of mercy or the devil incarnate?
And what has that baby got on anyways? And who does their hair. It's like Farrah Fawcett Majors Deja Vue.

Really?

Abby got up today and told me that School have told her not to bother coming in tomorrow until 10.30. Only year 11 are allowed in at 8.30. It's their last day and the school wants them in and out with no trouble. None of the high jinx of flour and eggs and singing..that is possible I guess.
Right.. then. So it's ok for the school to tell her to be two hours late and lop off two hours of education? But if they're five minutes late normally we get all this threatening crap about fining us and reporting us to the government.
Still not happy you know!

Students, mothers and scoobies

I've been sleeping better. Much better and feel so much more whole again. Work was cool yesterday. An uneventful and fairly calm shift. though, I'm not sure student nurses actually want to learn anything anymore. Maybe they're just tired but enthusiasm was sadly lacking. The one whose scared of patients had a three hour training and didn't return. She was however on a 12 hour shift. In my day you'd have been hauled across the coals for that. But in my training days we WERE the ward staff not just 'observers' like they consider themselves these days.
I always feel guilty if I ask them to wash up or stock up. I think they make me feel that way. But I'd prefer to be busy than sat at the nurses station looking bored and sticking out like a sore thumb. How can you be bored on a kids ward? There is ALWAYS some child to play with. But sadly play isn't considered as vital. They want to see procedures and listen to doctors.
You know what? I'm going to get out paints tomorrow and make them do some really messy stuff. Ha.
I seem to have developed a taste for beer. I've always hated it, the smell the taste. But we have some stubby bottles in the cupboard left over from Christmas. I always keep stuff like that in the vain hope of ever being visited by someone. Sigh, never happens though.
Every night I've been drinking one or two. It chills me, but I don't get that awful tired kick that I get with other alcoholic drinks. I rarely drink TBH. It has bad effects on me that we shan't go into here.
I was also brought up thinking that ladies didn't drink beer. Hilarious right? But that's what's been drummed into me. Real men drink beer and ladies have a sherry or a tonic water with lemon.
I felt real sad when I read Shaly's comments on the post about their school gates being locked. She's a lovely sensitive girl and for her to panic that she's going to be locked out is sooo bad. I tried to ring the education advisory line yesterday but couldn't get through.
The whole area round here has gone Scoubidous crazy. The girls sit for hours lacing and making key rings and bracelets. Drives me nuts. Loads of little plastic bits over the house all the time. Even the neighbour came in to ask Danielle how to make them. The kids in work all got them. Even parents round the shops got them hanging from their purses. By Christmas there will be a shortage and eBay will be selling them for a fortune...I better get some in just in case.
Once again on Tuesday I found it hard to drag Marie away from the Mother's Union notice board. How she wants to join. Especially now they're inviting men to join the fold. Men in the mothers union? Cool. Not sure how good they'll look in the official coat though and holding the royal blue bag. Marie's thinking of patenting a Mother's Union Royal Blue Rabbit to fit said bag. She thinks it might spice up proceedings? I know the MU do good works but in her church, it's so dull. They got pictures of about 8 grey haired old ladies walking around Bristol, visiting grave stones. Underneath one picture of three of them staring at a grey gravestone it has the comment 'And a great time was had by all'
hmmm maybe someone had a hipflask full of gin on them then? You never know.

The French Aids Campaign

marlowe1: Ok that's it - I'm never having sex again.

OMG Those crazy french idiots. What has having sex with a huge spider got to do with Aids? are they insinuating insects are diseased?
Pictures are a bit graphic mind. dick head

passion pants overwhelm woman in Asda

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers The Register:

Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became 'so aroused by the 2-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted' then 'fell against shelves and banged her head'. This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who 'found the black leatherette panties still buzzing'. Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag."

Well the excitement you get in your local Asda... Walmart to you American's out there. Mind you it might not have been the panties. Could have been the price of the Hedgehog loaf or something. Well she had to do something to stop the boredom of pensioners day.
I did laugh at the Ann Summer's passion panty website. They're proud as punch at the effect the knickers had on the welsh lady.

The Sun - 'A Kinky Housewife was knocked out cold in Asda - after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with *exictement!!'
Not for internal use.

(Ann Summers are so excited they spelt *excitement wrong)
Not for internal use eh? right.
(I must get a pair)

BTW check out the USB Vibe have your love life powered by Windows XP too much excitement and the pc will crash. (was gonna write go down on you but thought better of it)

Trains

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Poor Steve with his train problems. Must be a pain living in London. It's always so hectic there. Good Job he doesn't live in NYC though. He might meet this pair on the train. Statten Island? How about Seven Sisters for a name?

Damn School

I called the school today. As usual all the teachers and deputies are too busy to talk to me. The receptionist was nice though and said she'd sort it (yeah right, like she did Monday)
Turns out the Letter was pp'd by the learning support assistant who was yelling at Abby.
This is totally unacceptable to me. It's like a letter from a consultant Doctor being signed by the cleaner.
This woman is unqualified, and to sign her name for the Vice Principal makes me see red.
I'm also very unsure as to the legality of denying children access to school. Locking the gates on them? What happens if they have an accident or get abducted or something? Remember some of these kids are only 11. The same age as Danielle.
I think I might write to the Principle or govenors on this matter (if only the printer worked)
I actually feel this policy is unsafe. Has no-one got any common sense any more?

Smack my hand!

On Monday Abby was 5 minutes late to school. The combination of the pills, the coughing and the choice of BBC Radio Bristol as wake up station took it's toll and I didn't wake up till 8am. We arrived at the school gates at 08.35. School starts at 8.30. Abby was in a panic because they 'lock' the gates at 8.30. I just waved it off. I watched her walk to the gate and stand there for at least 5 minutes, then a woman walked over and let her in and stood waving and gesticulating at her in a angry manner. She was being yelled at.
Abby has never been late for school before, in all the years she's been there.
I got home and rang them. I told them I was sorry, I told them it was the new pills I was taking and she'd never been late before. The receptionist laughed and reassured me. Not to worry. She'd make sure it was all ok and she'd mark Abby in. No problem. Very sweet and understanding.
Then today I get a letter from the deputy head. Mr Manning. Yes he looks like captain Mainwaring from Dad's Army.
It said Abby was denied access to school Monday as she was late. The reasons for this were outlined in a recent letter sent home. She will be recorded as unauthorised absence and if this continues I will incur a fine.
It was typed on headed notepaper and had a first class stamp. I'm livid. What a waste of school resources.
Then I get a separate letter with the new lateness policy. It arrived at the same time.
It says around 50 children are late for school each day. This doesn't ensure a crisp business like start. In future all late children will be sent home, and excluded from school for the day and recorded as absent.
However, if children have a good excuse, each case will be taken on an individual basis and dealt with sensitively.
So my kid is late once, with an excuse...Ok we all know I'm a fucking crap mother, no need to rub it in.
I phone up explain and still I get this awful letter?
But even more so. What about the poor little buggers who have to catch bloody Bristol buses to school?
They say it's to prepare kids for future work. I agree some of them take the piss and are continually late. But we have ALL overslept for work at some point. We have all had a bus be late, or something major happen as we're about to leave the house. And our work places accept it. Because we don't do it all the time. We are all Human Beings.
Something is wrong here. They're allowed to run riot during maths classes and throw books at Abby's head and stop her learning. But be 5 minutes for school and the gates are locked. Weird.

cough cough cough

perindopril, side effects

Oh dear. I've felt so much better and calmer since starting the Perindropril. I was warned that the most common side effect was a cough and over the past week or so I've had one on and off. But I've stopped sleeping so well and I think the cough's waking me up. I have coughed so much today that my chest is tight.
Trouble is... That's going to cause me BIG problems. Where I had the thyroid out my airway is quite narrow and any over exertion like singing or talking a lot makes me hoarse. But coughing, makes me awful. My voice goes completely.
So it may be peaceful round here for a while.
It's all calm outside ATM. Hopefully they'll have seen sense and all gone off and got drunk somewhere else.
My friend had a baby on Friday. I just heard today. Sophia. Nearly 4kgs. Makes you want to cross your legs.
Work tomorrow. Not looking forward to it. But it has to be done.
Take care you lot and thanks for your comments. Abby even said one of the comments inspired her today. The girl is as mad as her mother. ;P

Juliana

Born without a face

What a sad but inspirational story of Juliana Wetmore on Channel 5 tonight.. This little girl was born with Treacher Collins syndrome in it's most severe form.
Her face is grotesquely disformed to a degree that even in a horror movie you'd be shocked.
But inside that face is a normal active two year old. Seeing her 4 year old sister Kendra and her mother Tami you could see just how stunningly beautiful she'd have been. But who cares about beauty? She was just adorable.
Such a heart warming and humbling programme. I was so upset to see the little one crying before one of her surgeries but not able to hear her sob. One of the hardest bits of paediatric nursing is to have to hurt the kids, with needles or operations. I hope they do another programme so we can see how she recovers.

Captains Log is very firm

Star Wars? Pah. Nothing beats the original Star Trek. Captain James T Kirk and his crew. My first introduction to the Scottish Accent was Scottie the Engineer. I could say McCoy drove me to medicine but no. I was a little disappointed to find you couldn't just zap patients better. I remember one episode when he cured chronic kidney failure with a quick zap on his twisty thing.
But Spock is the reason I go for the strong silent unemotional type. Always trying to break their compose. All I manage to do is break them out in a cold sweat.

WTF?

Did a Hamster just go by?

Exciting well it stopped the dullness

The Joys of council estate living. A fight outside the front door. Three cop cars and six police.... but all bloody women FFS.
Apparently according to my neighbour it's all gonna kick off tonight
"Because tonight
of all nights
there's gonna be a fight"
(name the song)
Better get the cats in and barracade the doors. It's all over a car. so the word on the street says. Note the sinister looking house opposite in the picture below. Does "The Grudge" spring to mind?

Damn SATS

Danz has finished her SATS at school. Those pesky government school tests that the Tories brought in. All to do with school league tables. Load of rubbish. It's perfectly obvious that in more middle classed areas, where the parents are educated and rich with the ability to provide resources (like recorder, swimming, music lessons etc) the kids are going to do better. In these council estate areas, the parents (on the whole) care but they haven't the time or money for extras. Then there's the behaviour element. The classes with a substantial amount of kids whose parents have low parenting skills and they do not know how to behave. Those brats who do such stupid things like steal wheelie bins full of rubbish and set them alight. You can't educate those who don't want educating.
Schools need the backing of parents all the time. Danz school doesn't do bad. It's a good solid school with a good headmaster. But Danz says there's a lot of badly behaved kids in with her.
I'm interested to see how Danz has done. She's taken a test, why not know the results? But I don't agree with them, so I guess I was a bit nonchalant about them last week. In contrast to my mother who rang everyday to see how her little angel Danz was progressing.
Friday was the last Maths day. She's had a reader with her for the tests. Apparently it's allowed with her dyslexia. The test required the use of a protractor. Unfortunately, that seems to be something the school missed. No-one knew how to use said important maths equipment. So there was a hasty few minutes while they explained it.
So I doubt the math result will be good then.
She made me laugh today, (well better than crying) her new teacher is a French Teacher. She hasn't taught proper school for ages. She has no idea about recent Maths. I believe they've done a lot of French though.
Danz (tell tat Queen) told me her new teacher told them all she wasn't any good at anything but French. They colour in a lot (essential skills for admission to a psychiatric ward) don't colour over the edges.
Oh God, my sister has started working for WHS head office. She brings back magazines in big piles and brings them over (rather like the Railway Children)
I caught Danz reading Gay Times the other day.
Now she's sat behind me reading. She just read out loud 'Look Mum read this, a woman had a bad time with a man she met online, but she'd gradually beginning to trust men again'. Hmph thanks Danz.
Now if the SATS were all about the gossip in Heat Magazine............

Dull but not sad.

I'm dull. It's quite amusing really. I've tried so hard not to be ordinary. We always laugh when things have gone wrong and say oh well least our life isn't boring.
But it has become. I'm sat here now thinking. Maybe I should go do some charity work or something. I'd get to meet people and I could validate myself through 'good work'? Hmmm maybe not me. I wonder if all these people have some strong religious back bone? I know one place run by someone ultra religious.
Today the problem is not that I haven't any money. But I've only got a bit. And I don't want to use it...Just incase. Ha but at least that's better than spending it all and being totally skint.
I seem to be improving!
My neighbour (the nice one) just knocked on the door. There's a huge removal van moving stuff in the detached house/prison over the road. It has these 8 foot high metal spikes all around it. She's worried they're opening it as a home for disturbed children. If they do I'll send Abby over. Just as long as they like cats, I don't mind. Maybe it's going to be one of those FBI safe house with some stud like Vin Diesel watching over them? I did see an armed robbery once. The cleaning business opposite our old house was robbed. A guy got shot but the gang escaped on a moped.
The guy with the gunshot wound was ok (I think it was some little pistol or something), I treated him (as you do) the policewoman went to get him a cup of tea. She was a bit blonde.
That was a posh area of town too. Seems all we get here is knocked off stuff. Crap too. I've stopped even answering the door to them. Scabby druggies.
The removal men across the road were quite fit. I do like to watch a man at work. Something poetic about it. They didn't look happy though.
Unbelievable. I moaned yesterday about being stuck with the kids all day and now I miss them. I reckon you never really know what you have until it goes. Then it's too late.
And I (Ms Trinity) am wasting my life ATM.

Frogs, eBay and me.

Here I go with another bloody advert rant. I hate that bloody crazy frog ringtone advert. Drives me nuts...But I did laugh today. Suddenly after seeing him dance with his small tackle showing, the censors must have noticed. Now there's a black box editing out his willy. FFS how pathetic. Do they reckon we're going to be shocked by a cartoon frogs tackle?
I did really well on eBay this weekend. I made about 80 quid. I'm no longer interested in buying. Now it's selling. I spent ages in Danz's room seeing which toys I could sell. Then she came home and said No-Way. Bloody kids. Don't they know it all has to go! I have found more stuff to put on this weekend. I found these cute pictures. You reckon they'll sell? Let's hope we never run out of sellable things.
I'm better today. I slept well and I'm more level. The bad thing will resolve itself.... May take a while though. But thanks for your concern. Ignore me though, I'm a silly bitch...As most of you know anyways!
Abby just came down and asked me to sign her a note excusing her from PE tomorrow. Now she's pissed at me because I said no.
Exercise = a healthy heart. Tsk, that girl gets away with enough stuff.
My mother doesn't reckon I look after Danz properly. Just because I don't Molly coddle her. I believe in breeding independent girls. Ok didn't work much with Abby though.....
Ok go buy my pictures you lot. Make my day ;P

Ohio Anti-Adult Bill Goes to Extremes

AVN :: Articles - Ohio Anti-Adult Bill Goes to Extremes:
Can anyone tell me just WTF is going on in America. Now in Ohio Tampon insertion is paramount to sexual activity.

"Ohio women who use tampons can now rest easy that they're engaging in 'sexual conduct,' which is now defined under Sec. 2907.01 as 'vaginal intercourse between a male and female; anal intercourse, fellatio, and cunnilingus between persons regardless of sex; and, without privilege to do so, the insertion, however slight, of any part of the body or any instrument, apparatus, or other object into the vaginal or anal cavity of another. Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete vaginal or anal intercourse.' "

Loads of States seem to be regressing so badly people are going to be moving out in their droves. Ahem Any good looking American men are very welcome here mind :)
BTW Blogger spell checker doesn't know the word Tampon.

God is my President

BushFish.org: Supporting God and Country

Do you believe God belongs in government?
Do you believe President Bush is doing The Lord's Work?

Become a BushFish, you know it makes sense.

Paris is really very intelligent.

Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton Just Acts The Dumb Blonde:

"Hotel heiress PARIS HILTON insists she's more intelligent than people think - she just doesn't like to show it."

Yep this is such an intelligent advert.

Geri Halliwell's sex toy love

Geri Halliwell: Geri Halliwell's sex toy love

Geri says she started her X-rated collection when she was living in Los Angeles and her sex drive rocketed after turning 30.

She said: "My libido went through the roof and I wasn't into casual sex because I'm not promiscuous".

The flame-haired star says she also avoids buying the toys herself because she feels "genetically split" after inheriting her late father's sex drive and her mother's Catholic cautiousness

FFS. She reckons she also insists every man has a blood test before she shags them. She makes each man wait three months before sex.

Does she think we actually will believe that? best form of contraception for you Geri is to sing to them. That'll get 'em out of your house.

Online petition

UCAWWW Calls for Internet Ban! Petition

Check this crap out. A petition to BAN the internet....Online!

We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates nothing but harm in society today. The Internet is a cause for addiction and sin while taking away traditional family values. Our children are being exposed to filth that causes sexual tendencies and drug addiction. We therefore, demand that the internet be permanently banned from American homes. We MUST restore faith in God and steer clear of the devil!

So the internet destroys faith in God eh? I once knew a girl who believed the cable lines sending underground cable TV and phone to homes was the devils cable. Sending evil into every home. She wasn't well. What does that make these people?
BTW guys.... It causes drug Addiction. My PC doesn't give out drugs. I've obviously got the wrong model.

post note Check out some of these comments on the petition :

Internet is hazardous. My grandson recently contracted the Marburg Virus after using it for only 9 seconds. Please for humanity's sake get rid of the internet so that dangerous diseases from other parts of the world are no more spread. Please.

I am not an American in anything but spirit but I support this ban completely! Cut off the internet then burn all the computers! Then all the books about making computers that could possibly be used one day to create computers that might possibly be able to run programs similar to today's internet!

:(

I'm confused tonight. Something terrible has happened but I can't talk about it. I'm not to tell anyone at all. But I can't work it out in my head at all and I feel sick.
I'm also yoyoing all day. Up and down. I'm so sick of it. I'm also worried. the big thing is making me feel anxious and nervous and insecure.
TBH it doesn't take a huge amount. I've been arguing with Abby a lot of the day. She's so dumb at times. But it isn't her fault. It's all my fault. I brought her up. I'm the mother failure.
I'm going to bed to cry. A usual Saturday night then? Yeah.

What's in a name?

The Importance of a strong name.

A research paper has shown that black students with exotic names are over looked for gifted programs.
It got me wondering about names. We has a baby in last week with a gaelic name. Her mum was british and the name meant something like shining. But it was unpronouncable. None of us could say it. All throughout that childs life, no-one will be able to say her name. I also know a child called Kaleah. For the life of me I can't seem to remember her name. It just won't stick in my head.
I found a cool site with suggested names for your geeky baby. Names from Star Wars and Dr Who. It's quite fun but no way would I want to see any babies called Sith.
There's a huge list of names that Americans have chosen for their kids last year.
I thought I'd show you some of my 'Favourites!'
London
Karyme
Lyric
America
Genesis
Trinity yay!
Jesus
Rodolfo
Coy
Cash

A substantial amount of people called their kids those names in 2003....unbelievable.
But the worse names were found in an American Baby Name book
Wonder if Britney will chose any of these?
Girls
Blenda
Drinka
Delight
Daralice
Crispiana
Ancelot
Florida

Boys
Spear
Pollux
Pitt
Pista
Frick
Humps

There's a certain ring to Spear Federline.

In honor of Final Fantasy, couple names their child "Sephiroth"